"The Impossible Astronaut"

So for the first time ever, this blog turns to reviewing Doctor Who episodes as they are released rather than over the course of a rewatch. I think Moffat made quite a few bold decisions in this episode and while it's not quite the strong opener we had last series with "The Eleventh Hour" it certainly goes a long way towards refreshing the format of the show. For instance, it's the first part of a two-parter, and besides that the Doctor dies about ten minutes in, only to be replaced by his past self, which is to say the Doctor with whom we're more or less concurrent. I find it a bit jarring that apparently he's been absent from Amy and Rory's lives for a couple of months and a lot of the silliness of him being painted or showing up in Laurel and Hardie films maybe overplays the kookiness a little bit. That being said, Matt Smith as usual puts in an as-expected impressive performance, particularly when he confronts his companions in the TARDIS about what they're not telling him, and these serious moments, which also include when he confronts the astronaut and the cliffhanger, are all effectively done. It's unfortunate then that Moffat has also included a lot of references to the Fez, Jammie Dodgers, using the term 'cool' and so on which are perhaps becoming slightly overplayed to the point where there's a risk of the Eleventh Doctor's character descending into self-parody. There's also a lot of weird flirting between the contemporary Doctor and River which comes across a little strangely and I wonder if Moffat is attempting to build up the sexual tension here for some reason. I really hope not because it doesn't exactly complement the Doctor's character but I'm willing to see where things go. That's a pretty big sort of issue with this episode as a whole - a lot of it hinges on the next episode and probably the series as a whole and unfortunately it means I don't have the hindsight with which to review this episode the way I did with earlier stories. On this note River is in a similar situation to the Doctor - all her cheekiness and flirtation seem a bit tired by now but the bit where she talks to Rory about her anxiety regarding her future, the Doctor's past, is done very well, so there's a bit of conflict and tension I feel here and in River's case this dialogue prevents her from falling into the rather needless Captain Jack role of Second Technician to the Doctor. It's a pretty talky episode in general which isn't a bad thing, and the large number of locations help make it feel like there's a lot going on.

Now I believe I mentioned Rory just now, and I want to do so again because the subtlety of his performance is as usual very effective, but I think a little underutilised, and I'm looking forward to the episodes where we're sans River because with three companions and a guest (Canton) the action feels a little overcrowded at times. Similarly, when they divide up we've got Rory chatting to River, Canton talking to Amy and no one talking to the Doctor and the story can feel a little abstracted from our main protagonist at times. I also find River's appearance perhaps a little too similar to the opening of "The Pandorica Opens". I think we need to start seeing River from before her imprisonment.

As I've said Rory is as solid as ever and Amy is good too, although continuing with my previous statements she doesn't get enough time either. Rory and Amy certainly have a more serious role and lose a lot of the flippancy which is focused on River and the Doctor but I'm skeptical in regards to the big revelation about her pregnancy. So what? It's all a bit soapy and I hope Moffat does something clever with it. Again, it's hard to judge these plot elements without seeing the next episode. I think Canton is reasonably good although there's mystery there too, and the presence of Nixon is reasonable, although I can't help feel that even this toes the 'celebrity historical' line a little too much. At least they don't slobber all over him like they have done with historical figures in the past. His dialogue is a little stupid though - would he really refer to himself as 'President Nixon' on the phone? What's more, he is a little characterless and seems like he's going through the motions a bit. I feel like they could have played up Nixon's familiar character traits more - his drunkenness, his paranoia and so on.

What about the Silence? They're our villains and they're a sort of hybrid 'Grey' alien and Man in Black type character and while I'm not a twelve year old child and therefore don't find them particularly scary they're suitably mysterious and the idea that they've sort of taken over the world in secret is a nice conspiracy theory which I hope is played out in the next episode. As for the Astronaut, well, who knows? Its surreal nature is nice, though, and it's clever that Moffat can make something which is so notionally a symbol of hope and achievement into such a thoroughly disturbing and weird image. Any other opinion can't really be formed until the resolution of this story. There are some weird plot things though. For instance, if the future Doctor was only up to 'Jim the Fish' or whatever with River, surely she knew he couldn't die on the beach in Utah? How did River escape from Stormcage if this is (presumably) before the events of "The Pandorica Opens" for her? Does she keep stealing Vortex Manipulators?

Presumably all will be revealed in the next episode, or at least some. I think it's good to see Moffat shaking things up a bit after playing it safe with the established formula last series. Nonetheless I think he needs to avoid too much silliness and emotional manipulation to prevent his stories descending into self-parody and melodrama. I really hope Moffat isn't trying to make this series into a hype-driven cliffhanger-fest, overloaded with mystery and intrigue to get people talking on forums and tuning in next week because it's not Doctor Who's place to go pulpy on us in the era when things are improving. Nonetheless there's a lot of plot going on which prevents excessive character focus but there are also soapy whiffs in here and a lot of the final analysis hinges on what happens next episode.

"Space" and "Time"

These two short parts form the 2011 Comic Relief Special and are nothing more than about seven minutes in total of TARDIS funsies. The Moffat time loop conceit you could argue is starting to wear a little thin but the fact that he keeps changing the scenario keeps it interesting for the time being. Amy's thing about it getting complicated seems a bit catch-phrasey too and it'd be nice if Moffat maybe toned down Amy's one-liners a little because after the Pandorica thing and the "It's Christmas" thing it just feels a bit worn and silly. I get that it's just a Comic Relief episode but it's still a tiny bit annoying; I'm merely voicing a concern that I don't wish for Moffat's writing to descend into referential self-parody or anything. I'm sure he'll avoid that in the series proper. That being said Matt Smith is top notch as the Doctor, it's nice to see Rory's character being more fleshed out as his screen/companion time accumulates, performed with the usual mastery by Arthur Darvill, and Karen Gillan's Amy Pond is as watchable as ever. As some people have noted, the Doctor having his hand through the door reminds me of Portal which is a nice thing to think and I think something could have been done more with the space loop instead of the time loop because that would have been a bit different. I don't know how that could possibly matter in a trans-dimensional vehicle with moveable insides but there you go.
I was going to make some remarks about sexuality in Doctor Who in regards to this special but I don't think there's really that much to say. I suppose I just think that while there is definitely a cheekiness to some of the dialogue and character action here it's altogether more, I suppose, plausible when it's a Rory-Amy thing. They're married, for heaven's sake, and Amy's quite a looker. Sexuality in Doctor Who is always a divisive issue; I believe Moffat once claimed to have sexualised the Doctor (and the show in general) more than ever and that's probably true. I've never thought of the Doctor as asexual, just alien and distracted from those kinds of concerns, and I think having a married couple in the TARDIS is a rather elegant way for Moffat to incorporate these kinds of elements without having to compromise the Doctor. He has an almost child-like moment of 'disgust' at the notion that Rory was distracted by looking up at Amy through the glass floor and I think that's appropriate. If the previous era's needless romance taught us anything, it's that the Doctor's leanings are more towards the romantic and transcendental aspects of a sexual life rather than the physical. It's just that this era has rather solidified that position by giving the Doctor a more reluctant approach. He remarked "Let's not go there," in "The Vampires of Venice" when Rory noted that the Doctor's glowstick was larger, for instance, he refused the advances of Amy Pond after a moment's hesitation and now he's almost disbelieving that a pretty girl could cause her husband to make a mistake while trying to effect repairs on a time machine. It's moved on somewhat from the juvenile attitude of the previous era, spearheaded by Captain Jack most notably, which painted sexuality in an incredibly faux-risque manner, cloaked in euphemism and double entendre and cheap laughs. I realise this is reading way too much into a simple Comic Relief special but it seemed like an appropriate juncture.
It's not long now until the Sixth Series of New Doctor Who begins with a trailer recently released, obviously designed to drum up hype with a few tantalising images. I rather hope that it doesn't become a melodrama, but I suppose the pacing and chosen segments of a trailer are bound to give that impression. The one thing I think is that even if it does then at least it will probably have more integrity than what Series 1-4 offered.

Rant Time

No, it isn't the title of the next Doctor Who episode. It's just me filling in the void before the next series begins with a bit of a rant, where I'll briefly be eludicating my opinions about Doctor Who and how it reflects on our cultural intelligence as a society.

Now if you were to ask me to describe humanity in as few words as possible, I would probably say "Humans are stupid." People, unfortunately, just don't know what's best for them, and can't be trusted to make decisions or form opinions on their own because in a huge majority of circumstances they will be the wrong ones. The way this relates back to Doctor Who transitions in my mind via my limited capacity for sympathy. Basically, I feel a little sorry for the current makers of the programme. It must be frustrating to feel that due to the moronic nature of many fans of anything they have to compete with the almost unmitigated garbage which constituted the previous era of the show. As I've already made clear in my reviews, I am one hundred per cent behind Matt Smith's Eleventh Doctor, Karen Gillan as Amy Pond and of course the great Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams. I'm also pretty confident in Moffat and his writers, directors and so on. The show's by no means perfect, but it's pretty good. It's clever, it's moving, it's funny, the dialogue is sharp, the storylines are meaningful, the character development is sensible and for the first time in a long time it's actually something approaching Science Fiction. It uses imaginary, hypothetical scientific and futurism based concepts and settings to explore real issues. It's also eminently watchable due to the good writing and the excellent actors. The plots feel reasonably fresh and original, or at least revitalised. We've had an exploration of what it means to be human in "Victory of the Daleks" and "The Big Bang". We looked at the darker side of human nature in "The Beast Below" and "Cold Blood". We dealt with grief and loss in "The Vampires of Venice" and "A Christmas Carol", time and memory in "Flesh and Stone", and if you can believe it, mental illness in "Vincent and the Doctor". And if you want character-driven episodes about the Doctor, his companions, and how he affects people's lives, with a variety of both light and dark tone, where better to look than "The Eleventh Hour", "Amy's Choice" or "The Lodger"?

Essentially what I'm trying to say here is that the series just gone, and this new era, has substantially brought the show back on track. I honestly can't believe what I'm reading when I see people arguing that the Tenth Doctor was a deeper, more nuanced character, or that the previous era was somehow intellectually superior to the one we have now. The Tenth Doctor was an unbelievable caricature - relentlessly smug without cause, cruel to many of his companions such as Martha and Jack, melodramatic to the point of childishness, such as when he complains that everyone breaks his heart, brainlessly facetious while almost never being funny, and most frustratingly of all, hyper-manic, running around like an imbecile, shouting at the top of his voice and generally being embarrassing and uncomfortable to watch. I can blame a lot of this on the writing of course, because David Tennant is a top notch actor. I just don't know where this interpretation of the character came from. He doesn't seem like a time-travelling alien scientist from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, he just seems like some 'cool guy' playing at being eccentric and picking up chicks. Unfortunately a lot of it derives from the panting, dry-mouthed fangirl cult which developed around the character. And hey, far be it from me to criticise the Doctor for being good-looking. But you reach the point where you have to wonder how much it influenced his reception among fans, and how much the romance between the Tenth Doctor and Rose was a vicarious fantasy love story for the kind of fanatical fans who become overinvested in fiction because their own lives are too disappointing. I can't help but feel that the new, and better era, is suffering because people fail to realise that the previous one was in no way definitive.

Too many people have, for instance, not seen the Classic Series and cannot understand that the show was about adventures in time and space, and exploring science fiction issues, not a love story. In addition, too many people think that emotions slathered on with a trowel so heavy-handedly that the Doctor has to have a big cry every few episodes means that the stories have depth or intellectual value. It's easy to make people feel. It's making them think which is tricky. Too often do I see people arguing that the Tenth Doctor had a more layered and complex character than other Doctors, that the previous era was more 'emotionally powerful'. But it turned itself into a domestic drama where time and space were mere backdrops to the personal lives of these characters and it became soulless and populist. Just because you felt sad about the Doctor and Rose being separated, probably helped by the heartstring-tugging music and liberal amounts of tears, or saw the Doctor's pain when he stood very still in the TARDIS all those times with a blank look on his face doesn't mean that the show had a huge amount of integrity and depth which has now been lost. It just means RTD and co said "feel sad" and you said "yes sir" and did so. People are by and large like sheep; they will follow the path of least resistance and participate in mass conformity if something appeals to their most basic and easily-manipulated qualities and disguises itself in a cloak of false pretension to make you think you're experiencing something meaningful. If you honestly think the previous era was more nuanced than any other, that the Tenth Doctor was some kind of 'Doctor to end all Doctors', then I both pity and revile you. You're probably the kind of person who thought Avatar was a good film in spite of it being cliched spectacle or who would loudly abuse Ghostbusters II without really knowing why, giving the same arguments you're told to give by celebrities, popular consensus and big-media internet sites.

Ultimately it comes down to fan reaction versus critical involvement. I try to be both. People will attack everything to avoid confrontation or disagreement. I could get into this more heartily, and may very well do so, by talking about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, a great film which people hate on just because of herd consensus. But I am both a fan of things and a critic of art, as well as a critic of human behaviour. And people are becoming absurd. If they end up crying and clutching their David Tennant doll after a hollow, shallow piece of pulp television, then they're happy, but if they're doled out a cracking piece of science fiction featuring the amazing Matt Smith and his Eleventh Doctor, they're fuming and saying that the show has failed. It's absurd. I watched the entirety of Tennant's run, and even though a lot of it was just ridiculous and that its praise was normally inversely proportional to the quality of the episode there are few good bits in there. But it's the praise which bothers me. People see in these things something valuable because they've lost sight of true art, true value. We're living in a culture where people care more about good looks and a bit of crying than being made to question their own values or seek new kinds of meaning. Sometimes I worry that we are living in the nadir of human culture, where the overwhelming majority love what is absurd and meaningless and despise the artistic and credible. At other times I think people are simply influenced by the fear of a vocal minority. All I can do is voice my concerns. So much feedback for things these days tends to go one way or the other, and those of us who disagree need to speak out. I suppose it's not really so bad for Doctor Who; for every annoying navel-gazer who thinks David Tennant should somehow come back, there are probably ten more people who, even if they loved the Tenth Doctor, are equally loving Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor. Nonetheless these nay-sayers crop up in the most irritating places on the internet, weaselling oodles of complaint in where it simply isn't justified. The show's better than ever; some people just refuse to see it. I suppose in the end Doctor Who is Doctor Who, and it's in the nature of the programme to change. If you can't accept that then there's no point watching, and certainly no point complaining about the changes, especially if you think we should have more of the rubbish that we had from 2006-2009. If you think the show is worse now, or think the Smith is inferior to Tennant, then I don't know what kind of opposite-day standards you hold for either artistry or watchability. Too often we see people adopting a herd mentality towards new things. A product, be it a film or a novel, a video game or a television series, is either absolutely adored or absolutely reviled, and normally people get it dead wrong. Because yes, as the title of this whole blog states, opinions can indeed be wrong. And yours probably is.

"A Christmas Carol"

You know how in the five previous Christmas specials I've tended to make the point, at least as far as I recall, that they seem to have been written in the probably justified hope that the majority of the audience would be overfed, drunk, sleepy people and tuckered-out kiddies on Christmas night who wouldn't pay enough attention to notice how absolutely god awful they were? And that it proved in my mind that Doctor Who just isn't the kind of show which should have Christmas Specials? Well this is kind of the opposite. The first time I watched this I was rather merry after consuming a good deal of Christmas cheer of the 'made from hops and served in a short green bottle' variety very late on a Boxing Day night/very early morning of December 27th following a long Boxing Day of Christmas Round 2 with friends which followed Round 1 of Christmas on Christmas Day itself which was spent with family. In that condition, I couldn't help feel a bit dissatisfied. I was slightly bored, I was bothered and I was confused. What was going on here? Then a few days later I watched it in the middle of the day under normal conditions and I really liked it, and since then I've rewatched it a number of times and I still really like it. Why this disparity? Well, it was simply too complex, too detailed and too subtle for my Christmas-addled brain to appreciate. What's the point I'm trying to make here? Basically what I'm saying is that this episode stands up in a post-Christmas mindset, and is actually better, whereas the previous Christmas Specials upon fully awake sobre rewatch leave you wanting to shoot the television. What "A Christmas Carol" shows is that Doctor Who actually can do a Christmas episode well, but it also continues to prove that the actual demands of Christmas television aren't right for Doctor Who because, basically, this episode is too good for those low standards of quality. It's by no means a perfect episode, because what is besides some kind of edited-together version of "The Pyramids of Mars", but it still stands up.

I suppose the big whammy for this episode is that it stars none other than Michael Gambon as antagonist-to-assistant Kazran Sardick. I think this is a pretty big deal, and for a show which deals with changing actors it seems fitting to have post-regeneration Dumbledore filling a role. His performance as Kazran is superb - both cold-hearted and extremely defensive yet also curious and clearly pained. At the same time he gets to ham it up as his father, Elliot Sardick, who fulfils the nasty old miser archetype exactly. Indeed Gambon gets some of the best lines in the episode, such as "You know what I call it? Expecting something for nothing!" in regards to Christmas and "Tell him from me, people can't," in regards to time being rewritten. We can believe his emotional journey, and not so much through his new memories but his witnessing of those new memories, and his redemption is a satisfying one. He realises that in not letting Abigail go he is hurting himself.

Now the role of Kazran is also played by two other actors as both child and young man Kazran by Laurence Belcher and Danny Horn respectively and they both do an extremely good job as the nervous child who befriends the Doctor and the awkward yet troubled young man who he becomes the more time he spends with Abigail. Abigail herself is serviceable enough, I suppose, although I think she is mostly there to sing well and look pretty; then again it was Katherine Jenkins' first ever acting role as far as the hype claimed and if that's the case I think she does a pretty decent job. It's just that we're more concerned about Kazran's relationship with Abigail than with Abigail herself.

I feel like the monsters are again a tad needless but I suppose in the long run they're not really monsters, and as weird as I find the concept of fish who swim in air and are soothed by stirring opera it's at least a bit different. I suppose the gigantic relief for this episode is that it's on a different planet, it's in the future, and while they're still humans and the civilisation obviously has a sort of middle-Victorian aesthetic evocative of the era of the Dickens novel this homages it's another fairly refreshing aspect. The extremely futuristic spaceship is nice as a throwaway set for the opening and while there's a lot of cheesy dialogue at the beginning like "Christmas is cancelled," and Amy saying the Doctor's arrival means "It's Christmas" it's good that Moffat subverts this kind of hyper-futuristic glossy science fiction with all the down and dirty stuff we get on the planet below. That being said the effects for the ship and the fish, especially when they're swimming in formation in the clouds, are all very nice, and the wide shots of the city focusing on Sardick's mansion are very atmospheric. It's worth noting that so much of this episode is shot in semi-darkness, with much of it coloured by greys and deep blues, and it sets a suitably sombre tone for the episode. The music similarly lacks the silliness of previous Christmas specials and all in all the atmosphere is a good deal more mature, as I suppose befits the storyline. It is, after all, full of pain and bitterness and the Doctor interfering in people's lives.

The time travel stuff is again very clever even though it's going on right after the same thing happening in "The Big Bang" but because it's set throughout the life of one man it provides a good twist. There's some weird stuff which took me a few viewings to fathom, such as Abigail's family being old in the first scene and young in the Christmas dinner scene later on, and that the little boy in that dinner scene is meant to be the middle-aged man at the start, perhaps because Abigail's sister doesn't look particularly old in the opening and she's meant to be older than Kazran himself. It's weird that we had this rather deterministic view of time travel in the previous story where the Doctor has to fulfil what's already been observed to happen whereas in this one he goes back and changes things, granting Kazran new memories and an alternative past. The fact that the 'Christmas future' bit is actually young Kazran seeing his aged self is clever and effective, and the concept of Isomorphic controls is a nice nod to the Classic series. The fact that this changed Kazran still exists in the same scenario in spite of the Doctor's meddling in his past seems a bit odd, however. It's a very... illogical view of time travel with causality essentially thrown out the window, but it's interesting and the mood and pacing are so good I don't give a damn. I'm equally glad that we don't get some melodramatic death scene for Abigail at the end because it's not really the point as the Doctor elaborates before leaving - it's about accepting things and making choice, and their last day together, and the fact that they're together, not apart.

I mean there's some weird stuff as well, like why the Doctor bothers to show up every Christmas Eve. What's the point? And while it's instantaneous for him and Abigail wouldn't it screw Kazran up a bit to have to wait every year to see his beloved? I suppose the Doctor didn't know she was dying, but he never attempts to let her out or help her or any of the other 'surplus population' escape either. I suppose he needed to keep things manageable so that Kazran wouldn't change too much to make the situation untenable, which is ultimately what happens when the isomorphic controls stop working. There are some nice references in there though, like the fez and the Fourth Doctor scarves, but it seems weird that the Doctor would take them to all these strange places like Sydney and the Pyramids and a Frank Sinatra party. I suppose it just seems a little incongruous and it can feel like a bit of a drag in the middle. As I say, I think the episode is so complicated it demands multiple rewatches to try and fit all the pieces together; that's not necessarily a bad thing, it just means it's a bit confusing. The song is also quite good in my opinion, and while the whole 'two halves of the sonic screwdriver' thing all seems very convenient I suppose it's fair enough.

Amy and Rory barely appear in this one, although Arthur Darvill gets his name in the titles at last, so there's not too much to say about them really. I feel like we get a bit distracted from Gambon's Kazran in the middle as well, but overall it's a strong storyline and it's so bursting at the seams with plot that it feels like a proper story, not some piece of pap thrown out for Christmas. You can tell Moffat is actually trying with this one, rather than just taking an 'anything goes' attitude towards the demands of a Christmas Special. There's some silliness like the Doctor coming down the chimney or the bit where the shark pulls the carriage but there's also a lot of good humour, like "What colour is it?" "Big... big colour." It's way too intelligent and involved for a Christmas Special but that's a really good thing; it's a good continuance for the era and the performances from Michael Gambon and Matt Smith in particular are stellar. In fact I'd say it's up there with the best episodes of Series 5, and that's certainly saying something as far as a Christmas Special is concerned. It certainly proves beyond doubt the superiority of this era in the current history of the New Series.

"The Big Bang"

I'm going to square with you here; I love this episode. Even though I've seen it a million times and even though some of the major details of the plot require at best a leap of logic and at worst a leap of faith it nonetheless is carried by the sheer completeness of it. It's on a huge scale conceptually yet intimate and personal, it's emotionally satisfying without being sentimental or melodramatic at any point, it's subtle and the performances are completely astounding. Karen Gillan, Arthur Darvill, Alex Kingston and, of course, the unsurpassable Matt Smith all put in their incredible best and every character gets their chance to shine. Moffat made an extremely wise decision in this, I think. We have an enormous calamity occurring, as per New Series finale usual, but instead of once again having some mastermind to defeat or enormous army to destroy we simply have the Doctor, his companions, and a puzzle to be solved, with the only other characters of any immediate importance being a single semi-functional Dalek and young Amelia. No giant battles, no throwaway deaths, no pointless cameos or character insertions and an ending which, while arguably a routine 'big finale' cop-out, doesn't pretend to be anything otherwise and doesn't rely on misinformation or abuse of language.

Of course it turns out that the very thing which the 'Silence' is attempting to cause, which is to say the destruction of the TARDIS, is the very thing which permits the Doctor to not only reboot the universe but also time travel with great accuracy and that's kind of clever but then it causes the sort of weirdness that the destruction of the TARDIS stops the TARDIS from being destroyed and things like that. Nonetheless the time paradox stuff is extremely clever, and the shock value of seeing the Doctor appear in the fez to Rory or, biggest of all, adult Amy being in the Pandorica rather than the Doctor, maintains its wow factor even on multiple viewings. I also find it clever that there are a number of paradoxes - the Doctor gets out of the Pandorica only because he got out, for instance, and closed time loops which leave you confused but marvelling that they've done so little of this kind of thing before. Again we have that issue that a Vortex Manipulator seems to be more accurate than the TARDIS but at least the conditions for this happenstance are explained - the universe is now very small. There's a lot of strange stuff regarding changes to history but if the Sun never existed, only the exploding TARDIS, how was the Earth ever formed? The after-images of the aliens are creepy and all but as I say it requires a bit of a leap of logic and the deadly 'eye of the storm' phrase rears its ugly head, but in this instance it is also justified: the Eye of the Storm doesn't grant immunity from the effects of time manipulation, it only means that there is a delay in the destruction, and now things have to work to a pretty tight schedule as is made evident when young Amelia vanishes. Caitlin Blackwood does as good a job as she did in "The Eleventh Hour" and I think we were all expecting her to return but unfortunately she doesn't get quite as much screen time in this one. There's also the whole issue of the Pandorica restoring the Universe like a human body being cloned from a single cell. But isn't it true to say that a clone will not have the memories or experiences of the body from which it was cloned? The universe doesn't even function in that kind of genetic manner - it's not like a few billion atoms somehow contain the 'genetic code' of the universe, and even if it did it would only be able to replicate the physical structure of the universe in its most primordial state, not its history. I guess the Doctor simply anticipates history fulfilling itself in the same way and is relying on Amy's memory of him to bring him back and slot everything into place. How this stops the TARDIS being destroyed all over again is not very clear but I suppose we have to take a few of these things for granted. The plot doesn't entirely make sense and the idea that Amy's memories are special and restorative due to the crack in her wall seems like a bit of hand-waving by Moffat to stop people going "But that isn't how memories work at all," but I guess at least it's something and it is played up to a certain extent. I especially like the bit where the Doctor is wiring himself into the Pandorica and he tells amy "You'll have your mum and dad back. You won't need your imaginary friend anymore," and he echoes this sentiment later to the sleeping Amelia, and his creeping realisation of his own loss as well as the iota of hope he carries is marvellously played by Matt Smith and the weariness and solemness of it all reinforce the character of the Doctor in a totally rounded fashion. We have the hero, the friend, the scientist and the old man all rolled into one. It's kind of surprising to think that the term 'something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue' hasn't been used to describe the TARDIS before and the wedding scene, especially with the Doctor's dancing, further cement Matt Smith's mastery of the role.

Then we have Rory of course as another character who undergoes a pretty rigorous series of developments, realising he's an Auton, accidentally killing his girlfriend, guarding her for two thousand years and fortunately being restored to human form. The Doctor's trick to make him realise his humanity, as well as his own determination on that score, reinforce undercurrents about humanity weaved as early as "Victory of the Daleks" and Arthur Darvill is as usual an absolute top man in this one. He certainly has a different rappor with Amy than the Doctor does, as I mentioned while reviewing "The Vampires of Venice", but you cannot doubt his devotion, loyalty or courage. It certainly seems appropriate that he finally gets to marry Amy in the end.

Amy occurs in two forms in this episode, and I've already discussed young Amelia's brief but nonetheless quality appearance, so it's time to look at adult form. She's a bit angry in this one I must say, telling both Rory and her dad to shut up and having a flirt with the Doctor even after she's married but even though I find this a little grating I'm willing to attribute it to feistiness and as much as some people found her suggestion to the Doctor about a 'snog in the bushes' somewhat unpleasant I don't think she was serious, just trying to rile her husband. She doesn't really get as much to do as the Doctor or Rory in this episode but her remembrance of the Doctor is well-played. I still think Moffat should have written her reunion with her parents as not being surprising to her, however, because it should have been the Doctor's absence which was jarring if the Universe had been rearranged, and her parents' presence should have been normal. Her conversation with Rory on the phone is cracking, however: "Are you just saying yes because you're scared of me?" "Yes."

Also, how good is it when the Doctor gets out of the TARDIS in the full tuxedo? I always thought that when Amy was seeing the various items which reminded her of the Doctor, the young man in the bow tie and the old guy with the suspenders, she should have inexplicably seen one of the wedding guests wearing a fez, but maybe that would have been too much. Speaking of the fez, though, there are a lot of very funny moments in this episode as well from the fez and the Doctor's wish to buy one to his time-jumping conversation with Rory, his comments to young Amelia and his explanation as to what can be done in twelve minutes, yet it's never jarring or interrupts the flow of the action and it proves that Moffat does comedy a lot better than many previous writers for the show... The writing's funny, it's clever when for instance the Doctor returns to events witnessed in "Flesh and Stone" and reveals that they were part of this episode all along, and it's poignant such as when he tells the sleeping Amelia about his theft of the TARDIS. Nonetheless it is all understated and performed with such subtlety it all meshes together into a cohesive whole.

I guess the last person I have to talk about is River. She definitely gets the least attention, mostly just blowing up a Dalek and walking past the wedding with a mysterious look on her face, and I'm glad that while we got to see she's a bit ruthless compared to most companions her presence didn't need to overwhelm the important details of the plot. Unfortunately to her falls the age-old Susan/Romana/Nyssa/Captain Jack role of explaining the technical details of what's going on to the other characters while the Doctor's busy. All we get besides that really is some enigmatic conversation with the Doctor and that's about it. I suppose she's a little arbitrary but she's not even in it that much. The thing is though, where did she go when she left? We know this stuff was set before "The Time of Angels" for her and she was on parole then and in prison in "The Pandorica Opens", so what did she do? Time travel back to her cell? They let her on parole after escaping like that? Maybe we'll receive some marvellous explanation next series.

Anything else left to mention? Oh yes, the Stone Dalek. I guess it's just a nuisance for the sake of some action so I don't begrudge it being in the story too much although I wish they could have done without it. It was only one Dalek though and it wasn't integral to the plot so it completely avoids things being too repetitive.

Overally it's a great episode in my opinion, and easily the best finale of the New Series to this point without any question. It's the first finale in the New Series to not involve the Doctor or a companion shooting a machine, pulling a big lever, developing godlike powers or some combination of the above and causing a big invading force to blow up or be sucked back to wherever they came from. Yes, it involved a deus-ex-machina but it never pretended that it didn't and it doesn't whip it out at the last minute; the Doctor's working on it all through the episode, and in some ways all through the entire series, which would have saved the plot of "The Parting of the Ways" had the Doctor actually used the Delta wave. It also doesn't pretend that one of the characters is dying without them actually dying or anything like that; a couple of characters nearly die, both Amy and the Doctor himself, but their recoveries are weaved into the plot. At no point is silly narration or fake prophecy used to drum up hype; the excitement is purely contained in the plot itself, and the emotional journeys of the characters are believable. It's hardly scientific in a realistic sense but it is time travel after all, and while the concept of memories restoring things is complete rubbish and virtually unexplained I don't care because I'll take a blatant and unashamedly happy ending over some ridiculous melodramatic cop-out which doesn't actually deliver its own implied tragedy any day of the week; at least the happy ending is a complete package and honest about itself. The reliance on a small cast is effective, the time travel elements of the plot are very clever, the effects are nice, the starless sky in particular, the actors are all amazing and the conclusion is gratifying. It's good to see the Doctor, Amy and Rory reunited as a team for further adventures, and while there's something a little silly about the Doctor as this kind of intergalatic troubleshooter for the British Empire you don't care because it leaves you with a big smile on your face thinking "Damn, that was cool." We're also left with a dangling plot thread about who the Silence are and what they want, and kudos to Moffat for establishing a multi-series narrative which is genuinely interesting.

What's left is to comment on the series as a whole. It's by no means a stretch for me to say that this series completely tops the previous era and thus to this point the rest of the New Series by a phenomenal margin. It's not the show as it was back in the day but it's certainly something infinitely better crafted and more watchable than its unlamented predecessor. A lot of this is down to Matt Smith, who has embraced the role of the Doctor with absolute aplomb and is without a doubt the best Doctor since Paul McGann and can hold a place of honour in my estimation with the Doctors of the classic series. Sure, he's been modernised a bit, but he holds up and so do all the characters. Amy and Rory equally surpass their New Series equivalents by miles and the believability and realism of their characters is so well-constructed and compelling that you can understand for once in a long time why companions exist. There are some good science fiction concepts in here, as well as some creative storylines, and while I'm a little cautious about Moffat's regard for the show as a kind of 'dark fairy tale' I'd rather have it as such a work of  imagination with plausible characters and intriguing narratives than a melodramatic character drama with some aliens and a time machine thrown in so that it can pretend to be a beloved show from the 60s, 70s and 80s. This, however, is the natural progression of that show, reconciled with the demands of modern television, and I suppose plaudits must go to Moffat for revolutionising the New Series in such an impressive manner. It's pretty damn close to what Doctor Who should be and while it's not perfect it's still excellent. The only note I will add is my fervent hope that the rest of this era continues to uphold, or better yet even improve, this level of quality.

"The Pandorica Opens"

As far as the first parts of New Series finales go, this one is obviously the best to this point, and not just because it has the Eleventh Doctor in it. Although we have a lot of backward glances to earlier in the series they are weaved together for the sake of plot and are contained entirely within the pre-titles sequence rather than burdening the storyline later on with unnecessary characters and events. So we get brief glimpses of events surrounding "Vincent and the Doctor", "Victory of the Daleks", "The Time of Angels" and "The Beast Below" as well as some later reference to the setting of "The Eleventh Hour" and it's all weaved together quite neatly. It also perhaps provides some of the explanation for Vincent's later deterioration after the Doctor's departure - it was rather countermanded by the psychic visions he was receiving from Stonehenge. Anyway we have another refreshing change of pace in that this episode is almost entirely set in 102 AD around Stonehenge, not London in the present day, which is a massive relief because it also means there are no scenes of spaceships flying around suburban streets or people swearing at Daleks. Even the villains of the story turn out to not really be villains since The Alliance is not responsible for destroying the TARDIS. I think it was difficult not to have predicted that either the Doctor would be inside the Pandorica or that the Pandorica was a trap for the Doctor because it would be difficult to big up an enemy so much without them seeming rehashed from previous finales, but nonetheless I think all of this was fairly elegant on the part of Moffat. It completely subverts the typical 'balls-to-the-wall' scenario we've come to expect from New Series finales: the disaster is caused not by some enemy or naive organisation but inadvertently the Doctor, the typical alien enemies are all present as if there is going to be a huge battle but actually turn out to be self-defeating and inconsequential, and instead of melodramatically prophesying the departure of a companion we have one restored with a twist.

Of course what this means is the return of Rory, and because Rory is essentially the business it is awesome to see him reappear as a Roman centurion. Even though this was extremely predictable it's good to see him return and that when he's about to descend into melodrama the Doctor tells him to shut up and go get Amy. It's nice to see the Doctor attribute his reappearance to a miracle even though he doesn't fully believe it's the case. There are some issues though: if Rory was erased from history, how did the photograph of him and Amy at the costume party still exist in Amy's time to be found and replicated by the Alliance? Also, how does he have the real, original, erased Rory's memories? I like the idea of the Roman scenario being devised from Amy's past but what if it hadn't been something plausible like her love of Roman history and the Pandora's Box myth? It seems like the Alliance's plan only worked by coincidence. Also, how did they figure out what the Doctor was going to do? Unfortunately the science is a lot of hand-wavey stuff and again it's annoying to see the New Cybermen appear, although I'm led to believe that Moffat wanted the Mondasians and simply couldn't afford to have new costumes made. I hope that's the case and it seems to be reinforced by the whole head inside the helmet.

The music's apparently deliberately evocative of Indiana Jones and it works, and in spite of the fact that this episode's rewatch value is diminished a little by the fact that knowing what was going to happen eliminates a lot of the suspense it's still exciting and visually powerful. The Roman commander's lines about the impatience of his masters, as well as the tableau at the conclusion of River trapped, Amy apparently dead, Rory out of control and the Doctor being dragged off for eternal imprisonment continue to be stirring. The Doctor's speech to the various aliens is effective too: what seems like a self-aggrandising threat typical of, say, the Tenth Doctor turns out to purely be a trick to make the enemies squabble amongst each other. While I'm a little dubious that the Romans are a better military force than the Daleks I think they are also well presented even if they are in fact Autons, and the misinformation, such as believing Cleopatra to be alive even though she would have been dead for nearly one hundred and twenty years by that point, as well as their general grittiness, is a significant improvement and a better attempt at historical accuracy than was presented to us last time we saw Romans in Doctor Who.

All in all it's a very mysterious episode and I think that it works in its favour. Even though this huge grab-bag of enemies is unleashed it never seems entirely arbitrary and while the total destruction of the Universe is becoming a bit old hat by this point in the New Series at least this time it actually happens. Nonetheless I'd like to know why an exploding TARDIS is so destructive. When the Time Lords were around there were loads of them, and this never happened. What about when the Master's Melkur TARDIS was destroyed? I could go on endlessly but narratively it's more about setting up the suspense and putting everyone in an impossible situation but the fact that it's grouped very tightly around the characters of the Doctor, Amy, River and Rory it works here and they form a good team. Speaking of River, she's a welcome return here because she works very well alongside the Doctor and co and her presence doesn't seem as frustrating or smug as she occasionally did in her previous appearances. It's sort of like Captain Jack without the incessant innuendos and flirting. Matt Smith is of course absolutely top dollar as usual and while his efforts to find out what's inside the Pandorica seem a bit like time-wasting it's realistically because he couldn't get the TARDIS there and the unknown Silence Will Fall force is manipulating everything. Amy once again feels a little sidelined because she's mostly there to facilitate Rory's emotional journey but her recovery of her memory is satisfying and it's nice to see that she embraces Rory regardless of him being an Auton. Arthur Darvill returns on supreme form as Rory putting all the awkward, humorous and passionate bits together in a very good cohesive whole.

As far as set-up's go it's a bit predictable but it's the good dialogue, character development and performances, as well as the tightness of the narrative, which make it feel very unique and enjoyable in spite of the inevitably ceiling-high stakes. I just hope that Moffat keeps to these kinds of build-ups and cliffhangers or perhaps even makes them more restrained to avoid the traps which plagued the previous era's finales. The final moment, of silence cutting in over the music as the universe is destroyed, certainly leaves us with a feeling of genuine horror without being told or any use of silly language. This is big, and you feel it.

"The Lodger"

This episode is another curvy one. Partially it's a very watchable, fun, entertaining story which manages to be both mysterious and silly without either aspect coming across as ridiculous and provides a few interesting insights into the Doctor. Yet at the same time a lot of it is predictable, soppy, pointless and rather unoriginal. I suppose you could say that it almost bases itself around the two flatmates. On the one hand we have the Doctor, who is responsible for all the best bits, and on the other we have Craig, who is more or less landed with the ordinary bits. That's not to say that there's anything wrong with Craig; I know James Corden gets a bit of stick from some people for one reason or another but the only thing I've ever seen him in besides this was the mildly amusing Lesbian Vampire Killers which co-starred the unsurpassable Paul "The Man" McGann as the Vicar and in this I can't find anything too annoying about him. I kind of feel like Sophie, played reliably as ever by Daisy Haggard, could probably do a bit better than this slightly dull fat bloke from Colchester but I suppose she's not exactly an astoundingly interesting person herself, and part of me can't exactly begrudge these two characters who seem to prioritise the comfort of their familiar surroundings and each other's company. I mean, it's not exactly the most disagreeable scenario and I think it makes it fairly easy to empathise with these two characters. You can understand their motivation for doing what they do, and I think anyone who watches Doctor Who will know the reassuring appeal of 'pizza, booze, telly'.

I suppose then that leads us to the character of the Doctor. Now as I've already elaborated upon in several of these reviews, Matt Smith is basically the business. We certainly have an alien Doctor here, and I do like to think that the traumatic downfall of his all-too-human previous persona has encouraged him to re-embrace his differences. Nonetheless he's still a kindly soul, furnishing Craig with a huge amount of rent money, cooking his breakfast for him, saving his life from the rot in the ceiling, filling in at his job for him and making sure he gets the credit, and so on. Now it's all well and good to say that the Doctor never normally acts as weirdly as he does in this one during other episodes with contemporary humanity but he hasn't been in the situation of having to co-habit with humans really since the Third Doctor's tenure, and living in a flat and trying to simulate a normal life with humans is an altogether different matter to showing up during a crisis and saving the world. This is why I appreciate the performance here, and it reinforces more than ever that the Doctor has truly moved into new and different territory of character. His lines like "People call me the Doctor. Don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. Still don't know why." and "They never really stop," in regards to being described as a 'bit weird' by Craig all sum up important elements of his character that might have seemed somewhat lost in previous incarnations. I think it's symbolized in the bow tie: other people may find it, and him, incongruous, but he's comfortable and happy with his own identity and he doesn't care, and that's what Doctor Who should be doing - reinforcing the notions of self-determination, standing out from the crowd, following your own desires and achieving the potential you believe of yourself rather than following a herd mentality, and I suppose that's also reinforced by the Craig/Sophie plot and their discovery and admittance of what they really want, begun during the conversation about orangutans they have with the Doctor where he gives Sophie some advice and summated in the scene in the Time Ship at the conclusion.

There's a fair bit of silliness, like the football match for instance, but I don't really mind even though it's a little grating when the Doctor does his 'oncoming storm' thing with Sean. The 'science' is all hokey nonsense but Time Travel is an impossibility and the notion of the ship requiring a desire to leave is pretty ridiculous. If it had an auto-repair hologram why wouldn't it have an autopilot? Equally, it suggests that humans are too weak but the Doctor would be too strong. Why would his involvement destroy the Solar System? It's never really explained. There's the headbutt version of the Vulcan Mind-Meld as well which is kind of stupid and makes you wonder why they didn't try to weave Craig's realisation of who the Doctor was through the course of the plot rather than using a magic button at the end but I do like the Time Ship and I hope we get to see some exploration later on of its origin. The circular buttons make me think it could be of Dalek design but hopefully some slightly fresher alien is involved. I feel like the perception filter thing is becoming rather overused by this point, occurring in "The Eleventh Hour", "The Time of Angels", "The Vampires of Venice" and, for all intents and purposes, "Vincent and the Doctor", but the concept of there being no upper floor is suitably creepy and the mystery of what lies behind the door is played upon well.

Apparently this was based on a comic strip featuring the Tenth Doctor having to shack up with Mickey and thank Christ that we had this as an adaptation instead because the Eleventh Doctor is infinitely more suitable for emphasising the incongruity of an alien lodger as well as simply being better and more watchable. While I think in the original strip it must be a small mercy to have Rose safely trapped in the TARDIS in this story unfortunately Amy has to take the fall and while the story is a little overburdened already I think if some of the silly bits had been cut out it could have worked to have had Amy with the Doctor in the episode as well and the confusions which would eventuate from that scenario. I can't see how there could have been any kind of scheduling conflict since Amy already barely appeared in "The Hungry Earth" but I suppose this was just how it eventuated. All in all it's a decent episode, and a relatively fun piece of filler without coming across as particularly important, but it's entertaining to see the Doctor trying to operate in this scenario and it fits well into the overall scheme of the series.